Dr. Squatch Soap Co. TV Spot, 'Your Soap Is Sh*t'

A spokesman for Dr. Squatch has some news for this rubber duck-loving mama's boy: the soap he lathers up with is sh*t! Instead of smelling like a "little man," the long-haired clean freak proclaims, he could upgrade his shower game with Dr. Squatch natural soap, which is so powerful that it moves the scene right into the great outdoors. The rep says it can help skin become healthier, more nourished and even softer. What's that? Men aren't supposed to have soft skin? Well people thought men weren't supposed to cry at movies either, but then "Rudy" came along! ("He's so little," weeps the soap sage, a tiny football in hand.) The now-mature bather completes his shower amid the trees, covered in the aromas of gold moss and pine tar, and overseen by his guardian soap angel.