Doritos 3D Crunch Super Bowl 2021, 'Flat Matthew' Featuring Matthew McConaughey, Song by Queen

Lately, a two-dimensional Matthew McConaughey says, he just hasn't felt quite like himself. Life used to feel fuller back when he wasn't vulnerable to getting sucked into the vacuum cleaner, drifting with the wind or being roasted by Jimmy Kimmel, who humorously asks if he traveled via a fax machine. He looks and looks for a way back to his usual self until coming across 3D Crunch Doritos in a vending machine. After slithering into the vending machine to try them, he realizes he found a perfect solution in an imperfect location. Big Game football fans seeking to live in three dimensions can capture the benefits and mitigate the drawbacks of 3D Crunch Doritos by consuming these on a couch as they watch Super Bowl LV on CBS.